Well i am the type of person who does everthing at the last minute in a half assed kinda way. But most of you know that. So after taking my sweet time to get ready i was running way late to get my hair dyed. Well i was tired, hungery, and needed to clean my hair. and only had 5 minutes to get out the door. So in my fit of greatness i ran uyp ( Read more... )

BERLIN (Reuters) - A Berlin grandmother who has worked the city's diplomatic quarter as a prostitute for the last 49 years plans to retire when she turns 64 next year, according to Germany's Bild newspaper ( Read more... )

Have you ever seen a duck have sex? NO. No one has. Ducks are like the sexual ninjas as the animal kingdom. Well near my house i have a small lake and we have a large group of ducks that just chill there. Well i am on my way home from work and i get stuck behind like 4 cars that arent moving at all. Finally after me and the guy infront of me ( Read more... )

yeah bordom at work, a bag of doritos, and lack of my PSP lead me to do this ( Read more... )

OMG! I haven’t posted in this in over a year! You all must be wondering what the fuck have I been doing.... actually you probably don’t care :) Even if you did you expect me to go over a year+ in one posting? Well actually I will ( Read more... )

Have you ever had a day that your memory just compleatly blanks out? Well every one has. I am sure not everyone can recall every day of there life. But have you ever fogot a whole day, the very next day ( Read more... )

Ok so i kinda disappeared for awhile there. And i know what your thinking, "what did you do all this time?". Well the full 6 people that read this actually dont care but i will type anyway ( Read more... )

Most people don't know that back in 1912 Hellman's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the "Titanic" was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City ( Read more... )

It is flat out amazing how well football, red meat, and a girl with well placed piercings can brighten your day ( Read more... )

Friday was dope and mushroom head so I was happy and excited all fucking day, but the happier I tried to be the worse my day got. I get to work and today is payday (yay) I get my check and it was off 40 hours (piss). At 3pm I am about to leave and go take Sarah to the post office (yay) then my boss tells me I have to attend a meeting about some ( Read more... )