04 Video, Glee Club Announcement

[isntitgrand]

[Rachel is shooting from the piano in the choir room, fumbling with her outfit and fixing her hair, and now, click!]
Well Hello there fellow mansion dwellers! The time has come to join together and meet yet again. As some of you may know, for reasons that are not important, I am now Glee Club captain. Anyone who is not already in Glee Club, feel

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[itsahotone]

[STARE OF HORROR.]

Is this some kind of sick joke?

[isntitgrand]

No... what do you mean Santana?

[itsahotone]

Did you kill Kurt and hide the body?

[isntitgrand]

No, Santana, I did not kill Kurt. We simply had a discussion and made an agreement that Kurt did not come through with, and when opportunity arose, I took the club. But we have discussed it, he knows it's his own fault.

[She gives her a big, evil, grinchy smile.]

[thisisherson]

Rachel, you can't just barge in and declare yourself Glee Club captain! And these so-called "prizes" are just going to cause the entire club to mutiny against you, especially when you inevitably declare yourself winner, pick the next theme, and turn the next group number into a solo.

In short, you're a terrible person and I want my position as captain back. It'll spare you the pain of having everyone turn against you.

[isntitgrand]

We discussed this Kurt. I own Glee now. You don't.

And no, thank you, it will be a group vote, so I will not be the only one deciding who the winner is.

[thisisherson]

And what percentage of the vote was going to be yours, exactly? 90? 95? I know you have it weighted in your favor somehow.

[isntitgrand]

I will find some way to make the voting fair. But no, I will not be the one voting. But thank you, for the trust.

[epiccombo]

Does that mean if I win, we won't be doing a week dedicated to that stupid Cats show?

[isntitgrand]

[She rolls her eyes, that was such a good idea.]

I suppose so.

[epiccombo]

Great. I'll make sure I kick ass, then.

[isntitgrand]

Good! Get those spirits high!
But... not to high, in case all of your hopes come crashing down if someone more... worthy wins.

[BIG ASS SMILE]

[usskickass]

It ain't exactly fair that you get to lead without competing.

[isntitgrand]

Well, I just assumed that, being team captain, you know...

[LOL SHE DIDN'T ASSUME ANYTHING, SHE HADN'T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT AT ALL]

...

[usskickass]

Maybe you should be in the running for a lead too?

[:|]

[isntitgrand]

[She deeply consideres the chance to show others up, but knows how that will end.]

Well, that wouldn't be all that fair, now would it? I would win, and then everyone would hate me more than they already do. Wouldn't they?

...

I'm looking at this all wrong, aren't I?

in a surreal twist, Kurt suckered a 42-yr-old cop into glee club

[playingbadcop]

So, who's judgin' your piece?

And, uh, am I already in Glee club, or what?

[Don't mind the heavy Brooklyn accent, Rachel. He can sing, I swear.]

Re: in a surreal twist, Kurt suckered a 42-yr-old cop into glee club

[isntitgrand]

[Wow, he looks super familiar, and obviously Kurt wouldn't tell her that. Why on Earth would he fill her in on anything]

Sure, If you were already involved, of course we will include you.

[playingbadcop]

Okay, great. What say we set up a little board of judges or somethin'?

[Democracy. It's awesome.]

[isntitgrand]

I was thinking we have the whole group vote, by raising their hands or something along those lines, so no one votes for themselves.

That way, we all can compete? Unless you know non-members that would be willing...