All The Wrong Places

[evil_storvik]

The blood fever has cleared. Once again, I have had pon farr imposed upon me; but unlike the incident on starbase668 with the female mib_khan, this time I was affected by the trans-gendering agent.
Commander storvik was also given both agents, and we spent some time engaged in pon farr oscillating between two genders until they both wore off.

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[storvik]

When they brought us water we drank it -- fully aware that it could be drugged or poisoned. After all, if they wished us drugged or dead, they could do so at any time; so we had already agreed to accept what they gave us.
Were I the type to make risqué human puns, I would say that this was not the sort of "opening" for which we were looking. We still await sufficient physical contact with our captors; fortunately, the melding which evil_storvik and I accomplished was purely physical...

[evil_storvik]

Were we human, I suspect that we would be discussing sporting events in deep, booming voices right now.

That is the traditional response to this sort of thing, if I recall correctly.