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Efficiency, thy name is Murgatroid
"Commander Khan, you may hand over the bridge to me. You are off duty until your next rotation." Khan, relieving Khan, was relieved to see Khan leave the bridge. Khan had clearly been there a couple of hours too long and needed a break.
mib_khan entered the bridge turbolift and stated as clearly as he could (given his state of exhaustion) "Deck Four ( Read more... ) -
overstaffed
A Khan walked into Sickbay. He blinked, and thought to himself, "Is this a joke?" There were four other Khans there, and no patients. They looked at him and said in unison, "Don't bother. Our schedules also say we're supposed to be here." The fifth Khan blinked again, and said, "I see you're ahead of me. Do we need five of us here?" The ( Read more... ) -
I remember doing the Time Warp
His Royal Multiplicity, King Khan of Khanworld, turned to his Prime Minister and smiled. All the Khans on Khanworld had received an update at the same time regarding the events that happened in the Apollo system, so there was no reason to talk. Prime Minister Khan passed the smile along to Security Minister Khan, who tapped a button, opening a ( Read more... ) -
(Untitled)
The System Defense Boat First Khantact was in orbit over Khanworld. It was the flagship of Khanworld's fleet...well, the only ship they'd been able to afford with their somewhat irregular income. The marketing of potted meat from Khanworld had failed (it had been deemed to be in poor taste) and the microscopic payments from Federation Intelligence ( Read more... ) -
In the meantime
In their continuing effort to maintain a positive credit balance, a Khan arrived at Gorn outpost Gamma XII to become a "magician's assistant". After the airlock opened and Khan stepped out of his shuttle, a pair of Gorn picked Khan up and carried him off to his new boss ( Read more... ) -
Not-so-secret agent Khan
"I can't believe I thought this was a good idea," thought mib_khan to himself. Although the Federation had been happy to give a planet to the millions of Khans that had been on Vulcan, the Federation was adamant that they could earn their own way. "You Khan't expect a free ride," one political pundit had stated. So, the Khans made do with what they ( Read more... ) -
Deep shit at Deep Space Nine
Interrogation at DS9 was pretty simple. A familiar gravelly-voiced Security officer interrogated me and asked who I was, what I was doing in a shuttle logged to belong to Threat forces, and why my clone ("Pinnochio") couldn't talk.
I replied, "Commander mib_khan, normally assigned to the uss_murgatroid. I left Deep Space Nine through the Bajoran Wormhole in your ( Read more... ) -
Holy wormholes, Pinnochio!
Strangely enough, mib_khan (and his defective clone, Pinnochio) made it safely to the Bajor system without being discovered. This was not what Khan had expected when the two of them escaped from the ISS Murgatroid. After doing some research, Khan figured out the answer.
Ships that fly faster than light tend to need warp engines. Warp engines are ( Read more... ) -
Concerns about the Murgatroid and its crew
I had a brief conversation with Commander Storvik about how the ship and crew are doing. He mentioned retention of most of Captain Jellico's crew and maintenance of most of his policies. I agree that this seems wise, at least in terms of personal preservation; e.g. not starting a mutiny among crew who would be discomfited by changes, and who posess ( Read more... )