Once upon a time there was a plate and on this plate was a piece of ham but no eggs. Little Johnny Stevens was the owner of this plate and he was looking very much forward to eating his little slice of ham, even though he had no eggs. But this poor, victimized slice of ham did not wish to be eaten. So when Johnny approached his plate, fork in ( Read more... )

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I'm full of mistakes. Just full of mistakes ( Read more... )

yea I know, two posts in one day, something must be up right? Well something is ( Read more... )

It's 8:09 on a Monday night in this fair month of July, and I only have on thing on my mind ( Read more... )

Most times however, we're peachy keen. Well, 'cept for me being a asshole and all...

Sometimes we are a mess...

I guess this is where I leave my] little secret messages to you now. I just hope you get this one before its too late ( Read more... )

I was going to update this discretely, addressing everyone. Then I thought about how stupid that was since you're the only one who ever reads this. So this one is for you ( Read more... )

Here's just some new lyrics and ideas and shits concerning the new record. I've brought another man into the operation. My old pal Jesus Pesina will be joining the no nothings, and will be in charge of most of the atmosphere surrounding my basic little songs on the new album. Jesus and I used to do music together a few years back as EMCEE ( Read more... )