So... I've always said that Colonel Tigh is a fucking pirate. Because he SOUNDS like a fucking pirate. I mean, he DOES. AND NOW HE HAS AN EYEPATCH AND A LIMP AND OMG HE'S A TOTAL FUCKING PIRATE.

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1. What Hogwarts house do you think you'd be sorted into? Why?Gryffindor, obviously. Because well, when it comes down to it, I value strength and bravery more than any other house traits. Not to mention I have several other traits that people tend to call Gryffindor. I'm pretty rash, I hate indesicion more than anything else. I'm loud, ( Read more... )

I am watching a (reality) show called Detroit SWAT, which I find vaguely disturbing. Not that I'm even paying attention, I'm fucking around on the comp. But still ( Read more... )

While I find Panic! At the Disco quite catchy? The ! in the name is so fucking retarded. I am not Sara! Marie Schropp. See, it's lame for people, why not lame for bands as well?

( House last night )

Okay, so that meme thingie? Here's the answers.
( In which my choices reveal me to be a hardcore Gryffindork )

I honestly feel like I don't talk about myself enough, in terms of what I've done and been in life. So like, I'm going to do this biography thing so that recent flist additions will actually know who I am.
( My Bio and Resume )

YOINKED FROM DESTINY ( Read more... )

Arrr mateys, avast and heave to tae be readin this entry writ in the most piratical of dialects. I be watching wife swap last night, observin' on the good'n scurvy wench what did end up watchin' a wee young bitch and laughin' me ass off. For said wee bitch was an obnoxious whiner and methinks in need of a keel haulin ( Read more... )

As you might know Nick and I are sick. I fucking hate having a cold. FOR REAL. And poor Nick, he sounds like a little piggy when he breathes, and I have to try to suck the snot out of his nose with this little rubber bulb thingie. Guess what? It does NOT work. Like the snot is too far in there. *vom* AND grrr. I read that it can take kids ( Read more... )

Dude, we are SO going to this: http://www.sexandsomuchmore.com/