Been a while.

Men suck.

I made up 2 jokes.

What do you call a 70-year-old Japanese courtesan?

A grey-sha.

What is a cobbler's favorite dessert?

Tirami-shoe.

Oh, how I amuse myself.

So. This is my life right now ( Read more... )

Jeezus. I'm ready to go back to school. My family is driving me nuts beyond nuts. All I have done over break is sleep and eat and watch movies and go shopping. I am so freaking ready ( Read more... )

I'M UNDERSTUDYING THE BAKER IN "INTO THE WOODS."

EXCITED BEYOND ALL BLOODY BELIEF.

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE FOR THEIR PRAYERS!!

What Little Miss Sunshine character are you
Uncle Frank
You are a gay Proust scholar who is suicidal

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Well. Life is pretty good. I'm getting over a cold, and that's about as sad as it gets ( Read more... )

Life is good ( Read more... )

Quote of yesterday: "I'm going to eat so much rice krispies that I'm gonna turn into a giant meatball!"

That is all.

So much better.

Feeling so. much. better.

In many ways.

So I am sick. This is not fun. Not fun at all. I woke up with no voice, but thanks to orange juice and chicken soup (well, not together) I was able to get it back. I've been kinda lounging and sleeping all day ( Read more... )