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[itachihimself]

I hurt my shoulder at my internship. A filing cabinet fell on me. But I'm okay now. So don't worry about it.

Comments

[singingsexyback]

Ah- you're alright, yes, Itachi? Is there a wound, just a bruise?

[itachihimself]

I have bandages. It was a heavy filing cabinet.

[singingsexyback]

...bandages? Were the files made of weights?

I do hope you're taking care if yourself- I could always help~

[itachihimself]

That's quite alright. I can take care of myself.

[fire_fan]

A... filing cabinet?

[itachihimself]

Yep.

[fire_fan]

Did you hit your head as well?

[itachihimself]

... Maybe.

Private

[7_of_swordz]

You couldn't come up with a better lie? How many people do you think will actually believe that bullshit? A filing cabinet? Kid, really. You'd have been better off telling them you were attacked by a wild parrot with rabies.

Re: Private

[itachihimself]

I don't know!

... Is it too late to change my excuse to that?

Re: Private

[7_of_swordz]

You have people talking to you. I think so. We'll just save it for next time.

[notinaboyband]

...a filing cabinet?

Good try.

[itachihimself]

Yes. A filing cabinet. Can you people not read or something?

... You can't tell mom or dad.

[notinaboyband]

I just never expected you to fall victim to the deadly accuracy of office furniture.

Promise. What really happened?

[itachihimself]

It fell. It was.... very poorly made. And all the weight was on the top instead of the bottom.

I got shot.

[modern_tessen]

A filing cabinet? And just how does one of those simply fall on you?

[ ooc; and did you cry Itachitears when it happened? ]

[itachihimself]

It's a long story.

[modern_tessen]

Yes, well, you've piqued my curiosity now, so do tell.

[itachihimself]

It... had wheels. They were moving it from one floor to another and the elevator was broken. So they used the stairs. One of the guys lost hold of it. It went careening down the stairs. I was at the bottom of the staircase.