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Jan 06, 2011 18:41


My Armani suit  smells like god damn cat piss.

Io vado a strizzare il collo quel figlio di puttana piccolo. Ma non prima di seppellire il suo volto nel proprio dio damn merda. Vedi come gli piace.

....I'm gonna need one motherfucker of a mouse trap.

type: blog, angry!romano, shit just got real

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turkishsurprise January 6 2011, 08:00:18 UTC
Stop pissing on your suit?

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italian_honour January 6 2011, 08:01:59 UTC

Haha nice one dickface. Did you come up with that yourself?

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WTF Livejournal. :I pride_of_kiwi January 6 2011, 08:19:18 UTC
What- for the cat? THAT IS THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER WITNESSED... but it is creative so good on ya for the attempt!

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.....Don't be a hater Kuro italian_honour January 6 2011, 08:28:02 UTC

Do you realise how much suits like that cost?! I only have three

I'm gonna find that god damn cat and i'm going to kill it.

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But Haters gunna hate, Bro. pride_of_kiwi January 6 2011, 08:44:08 UTC
Hell, mate, if m'cat shredded my Chanel, I'd probably just chuck it in a bath for a while then stick it outside and let it be a problem elsewhere.

Could always give it to a neighbor y'hate. S'what I do with those Christmas sweaters I get every year.

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But I love you D: italian_honour January 6 2011, 09:10:53 UTC

That doesn't work when said neighbor lives with my stupid little brother

Well, at least someone gets it. What's your name Americano?

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*rambling rambling rambling* ketchupkaper January 6 2011, 13:42:49 UTC
You have a cat? Howcome I didn't see it before when I came over?

On NOO! Are you crazy, cugino?! Don't kill it! If you kill it I'll never speak to you again!! Wait! I just got a great idea! Let me take it off your hands! Please? I've never had a pet before but I promise to take good care of it!

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italian_honour January 7 2011, 08:28:16 UTC

I don't have a cat. It's a pest. I want it dead.

If you can catch it you can keep it.

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ketchupkaper January 7 2011, 08:52:43 UTC
Great! Be there first thing in the morning!

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italian_honour January 7 2011, 08:54:56 UTC
Wait what.

Not before midday dammit!

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5minutetheft January 6 2011, 23:27:40 UTC
Obviously you're doing something that's pissing off the cats!

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