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[italianscanspar]

17. I think I'll celebrate by conjuring up a bottle of Firewhiskey.

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[donttelldaddy]

Well, look at you, all grown up.

[italianscanspar]

I don't feel very grown up. Though maybe when I wake up post-drunken coma, I will.

[donttelldaddy]

It really doesn't feel any different. I still don't feel any different.

Are you drinking alone on your birthday?

[italianscanspar]

Ya know, that's actually really reassuring.

Seems like it. I don't really mind, but company could've been nice.

[puckinyourmom]

No party? What the hell, man?

[italianscanspar]

So sue me, I'm not the party startin type! Do me a favor, though, grab a bunch of people and get smashed for me? Long-distance party.

[puckinyourmom]

You should be more pumped, you can set stuff on fire without a lighter now.

[italianscanspar]

...that's a really good idea. For when I'm less sloshed.

I might set myself on fire instead. Which would suck cause then there'd be no booze.

[spannerinworks]

You're late! If you're only 17 now, that means you're late, late, late! After all, I've been 17 for nearly eight months! Tardiness is a very unbecoming character trait, you know!!

[italianscanspar]

[[ Firo's handwriting is slightly untidy but not as much as one would expect from a person who'd drunk as much as he had. ]]

Can't help it if Mama popped me outta the oven in July steady [[ a pause ]] January. I think.

Too tipsy to do arithmancy.

[spannerinworks]

Tipsy? Tipsy?!

Although you may have finally joined the fine and noble group of the legal, that doesn't mean you have to celebrate by drinking! How cliche! I know this unquestionable universal fact because last December I kept the proud tradition of birthday drinking, and it was worse than all the other worst mistakes I've ever made in my life!!