Although I am truly, deeply flattered to have won that little contest, and my beautiful arrogance thanks you for it, I cannot meet it with a happy heart. You see, the only way a person can be objectively attractive is if they have an unshakable grasp on who they are and what they do and where oh where oh where they fit in this vast clanking machine ( Read more... )

Well, well, well! I must admit I'm pleased to see Hogwarts finally acknowledge that there are students who were not having their very specific and VERY serious needs met, myself included. Ah! When I think of the long, lonely nights I've spent without what certain people would call a "proper outlet", it's enough to make me so sad, sad, sad that it ( Read more... )

If anybody is wondering why there is now a very large, delightfully structurally-unstable, beautiful, beautiful, BEAUTIFUL hole in the eastern wall of the Great Hall, it is because I punched it ( Read more... )

Tonight, I'm gonna have myself a real good time.

I feel ali-hi-hi-iiiive!

And the WORLD... I'll turn it inside out!!

Yeah.

I'm floating around in ecstasy!

So -

DON'T.

STOP.

ME.

NOW.

[ooc: So somebody's sounding an awful lot like Freddie Mercury at his most high-energy. Make of that what you will. Buckle up for a Queen flood, folks.]

[When all the sleepy-eyed little Gryffindors crawl out from their dormitories first thing in the morning, they'll be greeted with the following somehow carved into the freaking wall of the common room:]

( [ooc: cut for size. It's a big ol' picture of Quidditch lineup names.] )

ATTENTION, GRYFFINDOR!

It has come to my attention that I have failed to announce that I will be your Quidditch team captain for the year. I don't see how this oversight is very important, as it's pretty much just like telling someone, "The sky will be blue for the year"!!

BE THAT AS IT MAY, Quidditch tryouts will be THURSDAY! That means you've g ( Read more... )

Ahhhh, I write with a heavy heart this evening!! Hogwarts, is this really my last year in your hallowed and only occasionally musty halls? Has it really been seven years since the Sorting Hat sat atop my little first year head and made uncomfortable noises for nearly twenty minutes?

I see the confused faces on the firsties, and I am overcome. ( Read more... )

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I found my journal! It was exactly where I left it last summer - ripped into exactly 107 pieces and buried 20 feet below the swing set at a nearby playground. It knows what it did.I, however, have completely forgotten what that was ( Read more... )

Player Information
Name: Katie/Derptart
Timezone: Amurric’n Central
Personal Journal: derptart
Players Contact/AIM/MSN/YAHOO: AIM: tooladytorest, plurk: rosenritter
Email Address: derp tart @ gmail . com (remove the spaces)
Former/Other Characters in the RP: Im Yong Soo, Miles Edgeworth
How did you hear about us?: derp

Character Information
Name: Graham ( Read more... )