Yeah, I'm doing a survey because I AM BORED AS SHIT! So take the time to gaze at my inner soul ( Read more... )

Tonight I was doing my History homework on my bed (mistake #1) and fell asleep.(mistake #2) Never do this. Especially if you have friends who are RAs and have plans to stop by later and say hi ( Read more... )

Alec found the second part to the Cookie Monster/Martha Stewart thing. It's not as funny as the first part, but it's so fun to see Martha getting pissed off.
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1596962/

I came across this today and I laughed my ass off. It's a clip from Martha Stewart Living where Cookie Monster from Sesame Street is a special guest and tortures her on her show. It's funny to watch Martha get pissed off and try to keep her cool at the same time.http://www.

I was working today and it sucked. My boss was a sarcastic asshole again, this time teaching me the proper way to put money in my drawer because I guess the method that worked for me was not the proper way! She also did this in front of a whole bunch of people. Nice. I think the best place for the money in the drawer to go is straight up her fat ( Read more... )

I was walking into Target today when out of nowhere my mom says "Make sure you marry a good man." I know. Really random. I guess Target makes you say crazy things. It must be a side effect of their low, low prices. Truly a wonderful store. Anyway...Last week I went to go see Dave Matthews-SO AMAZING! If you ever get the chance to go see them, take ( Read more... )

So today I woke up angry at the world and at all men who have taken my tender heart, put it in a blender and watched spin around to a beautiful oblivion. I arose from my bed of lonliness and despair to join the world. I think. I'm so busy looking down at my Chuck Taylors that I don't even know what the real world looks like. I bet it is as black as ( Read more... )

Went up to Syracuse the other day to visit my grandmother. I have to say that I had a really good time. Check out the following conversation ( Read more... )

Not much to do here at the casa...I did find this thing on Meg's Page, so I am stealing it ( Read more... )

Twas the night after the 20th and all through the dorm ( Read more... )