Day 22: I Could Really Go for a Burger.

[itasianinvasion]

I was raised Catholic, and I like to make the joke that I’m bad at it.  I try to honor the big rules, i.e., do unto others as you would have them do unto you.  It’s one of the tenets found in every religion, and if we were to all subscribe to that rule, the world would be a far better place because it guarantees that no one will be a dick.  If you’

Comments

[not_a_girl]

About the Catholicism yes. But you should talk more about guilt. There's never enough guilt.

[itasianinvasion]

With all the guilt, I'm amazed that Catholics and Jews never got along better.

[not_a_girl]

Rivalry.

[coolhandskippy]

i'll be honest, it was a pretty good manatee joke

[itasianinvasion]

Really? Felt like a Family Guy joke, but I had nothing to write about and no way to end the damn thing.

[coolhandskippy]

at least you're writing. which is better than not

[goatsquotes]

I cracked up at reading "the most helpless creature on the face of the Earth".