Day 57: I get to cross the second thing off the list in one week.

[itasianinvasion]

Addendum to List of Things I Want to Do Before I Die:

-        Start a fire without modern conveniences.

-        Fire a Tommy Gun while cackling manically.

-        Clothesline someone.  I’d also like to elbow drop a hated enemy, but if push comes to shove I’m picking clothesline.

-        Build a treehouse.  Two stories, walls, windows, etc.  And a

Comments

[goatsquotes]

I already pied someone. Didn't we start the USA chant in a bunch of Bloomington bars? Does that not count? Either way, we must do it again. Or change it up next time to the Ole ole ole chant.

[itasianinvasion]

The USA chant was because some girl was on the bar at the Jungle Room flashing everyone and spanking her friends.

The USA chant was entirely appropriate in that instance.

[peechiz]

Clearly, I am going to Jungle room on the wrong evenings.

[itasianinvasion]

I found that Thursdays are the best times. Good drink specials, enough people to make it fun, not so many that you can't get to the bar or dance floor. Plus, now that it's close to the end of the year, everyone'll be losing their minds so the chances of this happening will greatly increase.

Goat, Thursdays are when they have cheap Miller and Long Islands, right?

[ninjarouge]

please please please, be in my maternity ward.

[itasianinvasion]

I'll be the guy wearing the red, white, and blue striped oversized afro wig and holding airhorns.