Day 116: Great Comic, Horribly Awful Movie

[itasianinvasion]

 Mad Scientist Monday, this time you must choose between the elemental powers of the Fantastic Four.

a.)    Mr. Fantastic.  You are stretchy, super stretchy in fact.  Your upper limit for stretching is 160 feet, but you are incredibly thin at that point.  Bullets hurt you, but they don’t tear into you, rather they go in and bounce back out.  You can

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[goatsquotes]

Human Torch because who could pass up flight and fire, also I'm constantly eating. Plus think how funny it would be to see my hobbit looking ass flying through New York.

However The Thing would be a close second. A very close second. I like to smash stuff.

[anonymous]

Invisible Woman. The possibilities are fucking endless.

Buz will be in the women's shower room, screaming "no fat chicks!" with impunity.