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itextedyou

två }{ where are my keys i lost my phone

Jul 06, 2009 20:10

First order of business. I would like to introduce anyone who I have met, who hasn't mutually been introduced to them, Mr. Bill Compton and his human, Sookie Stackhouse. I expect that this place will treat them kindly ( Read more... )

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darkest0knight July 7 2009, 00:31:48 UTC

Don't we already have a vampire bar?

itextedyou July 7 2009, 00:32:40 UTC

As far as I'm concerned.

No.

darkest0knight July 7 2009, 00:34:45 UTC

If you say so.

itextedyou July 7 2009, 00:36:48 UTC

I do.

I visited the one available the other night. I was extremely unimpressed. Their policies don't see eye-to-eye with my own in a very dramatic way.

I don't bend my policies.

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voice; werecycle July 7 2009, 00:33:29 UTC

A nude calendar.

You do not waste time.

voice; itextedyou July 7 2009, 00:38:15 UTC

You snooze you lose, Bill. I don't waste much.

Plus I'm out of a job, here. Not much else for me to do except make sure that I give you a warm welcome.

voice; werecycle July 7 2009, 00:53:06 UTC

I do appreciate it.

voice; itextedyou July 7 2009, 00:56:02 UTC

I'm glad you do, sport.

Get enough sleep?

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cassandran July 7 2009, 02:20:35 UTC

Are you a vampire too?

itextedyou July 7 2009, 02:28:53 UTC

Yes. You find this objectionable?

cassandran July 7 2009, 02:29:47 UTC

Not at all. Vampires are lovely, there are so many of them!

itextedyou July 7 2009, 02:32:20 UTC

Lovely? Do you honestly think so?

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mercifulsun July 7 2009, 02:25:14 UTC

...Biting?

itextedyou July 7 2009, 02:30:27 UTC

The biting of humans. For food or pleasure.

mercifulsun July 7 2009, 02:52:40 UTC

Ahh...

Do you need to bite them? I know Henry must-I'm sorry, I'm a Methuselah, and our people are called "vampires" in my world, but those practices are seen as a crime among us.

It keeps shocking me when I hear how usual that is in other worlds.

itextedyou July 7 2009, 03:06:57 UTC

I'm not whatever you are.

I bite because I enjoy it. Not because it's necessary.

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miss_waldorf July 7 2009, 02:25:27 UTC

Intriguing.

itextedyou July 7 2009, 02:30:47 UTC

Which part?

miss_waldorf July 7 2009, 02:35:22 UTC

The business opportunity. I have friends who may be interested.

itextedyou July 7 2009, 02:42:25 UTC

I would enjoy if you could get me into contact with these friends. Very much.

I will remember to keep the opportunity you've provided in mind.

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