Hey Kelly-
I kinda found myself in a situation, and I'm at a loss as for what to do. I've been talking to this person on-line for about a year or so now, and didn't think much of it, because we "met" while I was still dating someone. I've been single for roughly the past 8 months, and I've since developed feelings for this girl. Okay. Now other than ( Read more... )

Dear Kelly Dee,

Since I usually find myself hopelessly attracted to older, often married, men, I was wondering what are the rules in dating/fucking/marrying an older man?  I've heard that during your younger years there's a formula: something like half your age plus seven years is the youngest you can date, but is there a reverse for going older?  ( Read more... )

Dear Readers,
Today I have for you not one, not two, but three subjects to cover. Let's get to it.

Dear Kelly,
How do you go about not seducing someone? When one is so incredibly attractive,
what can a person do to repulse people?
Respectfully,
Mme. Valdes

Madame,
Brussel sprouts = loud and smelly farts. Smile afterwards, so they know you both ( Read more... )

Kelly,

I am probably due a big proverbial slap in the face (not a real slap, I don't want you to ruin the money-maker), but I thought I would write anyway to get someone else's opinion.  This is a long one, bear with me.

I am in college, and have immersed myself in a sub-culture that previously I had never experienced before.  I am involved with ( Read more... )

Of my many awesome talents, it dawned on me the other night that another talent I seem to have is talking to girls. And guys. And old people. Who knew ( Read more... )

Dear Kelly,

I'm 24 and living with my girlfriend of two years-ish. Marriage is not out of the question and will probably happen eventually. I'm basically okay with that although sometimes I look back on my single years and wish I hadn't squandered so much of them... but that's nothing to do with my question. My girlfriend has always responded to ( Read more... )

Hey Kelly,

Nipple Claps vs.Nipple Piercings. What are the pros and cons of each?

Sincerely, Curious

Ok. I'll tell you straight off the top that I prefer the clamps for beginners. They don't leave scars and are generally cheaper than the piercings would be. Also, piercings can be rejected by your body and be pushed out over time. If you get the clamps ( Read more... )

Dear Kelly,

Yesterday a married couple asked me to consider marrying them (as in being an
extra wife not as in performing a marriage ceremony which would be silly as
they're already married) because I had such an impressive array of wife skills.
How can I use my dazzling wife skills (cooking, organization, massages, hostess
skills, fire building) ( Read more... )

So, I like to be a bit of a voyeur.  Here's my question though, where is the line drawn?  How far is too far?  I will sometimes seek out open windows to see what people are doing.  It doesn't even have to be anything sexual for me to stop and watch.  I just like watching people.  But I've found that recently as I walk around town and find those ( Read more... )

Kelly,
So I'm getting over a three year relationship that I had with another man. I'm going to spend at least a year or two to work on myself (er, emotionally), and then I'd like to start dating women again (I'm openly bisexual), and settle down. The relationship ended pretty terribly, and I don't feel much need to discuss it anymore, but I'm sure I ( Read more... )