why do i keep waking up way before my alarm? all it does is make me very confused... I keep trying to do math with the time on my alarm clock to figure out if i should be up or not. Seriously this morning I couldnt understand that I just get up when its 5:40... I think I've been working too hard this week. Its not like me and its throwing me off ( Read more... )

so tonight we're going to drink the 1000th beer thats been drank in this apartment since we moved in this past August. Doing some quick calculations... we could have killed 60 people with that much beer. Thats a 150 lbs person who drank 1000 beers in 5 hours would have a high enough BAC to kill 60 people... if we keep this rate we'll have killed ( Read more... )

i was gonna go off and rant about something but i totally forget what it was... damn my shit-tastic memory! Man, with a crappy memory and being so lazy its a wonder i get anything done ever. I suppose that also keeps me out of trouble too. I have jut enough know-how to get myself arrested for something... probably something that involves building ( Read more... )

whats with the crazy bugs around here... specifically the weird cricket-spider mutant hybrid... its like a spicket or a crider... whatever...

these cock suckers are lucky they didnt fuck with my friend in front of me... soooooooooo fucking lucky.... theyre fucking lucky they didnt fuck with my friend in front of anyone i know.... if i find you, youre toast... if i know youre name youre gonna spend years getting ass raped by bubba... fuck you... fuck youre fucking douche bag friends.... ( Read more... )

Ok so in class today my teacher says the problems on the test are gonna be like the homework. "Great! I'll study by re-doing the homework!" says I. I get to the test feeling pretty condifident because I got a lot of the stuff right when I was studying... So I gets there and I don't have the slightest fucking clue how to do half of the fucking ( Read more... )

so just for kicks i typed my name into google. about 3 pages actually refered to me... but i found out lots of stuff about joe zuniga that i never knew... most suprisingly that i'm a gay former army sargent from desert storm

why do fat smelly kids have to sit next to me on the bus? i have a gun on my shirt... do i look friendly to you?

I need a name for my radio show... I'm on 7-9 Thursday mornings and play like punk, ska, emo, rock and stuff... any suggestions?

Ok so crazy random dream of the night. I'm in this huge skyscraper, but its like some sort of institution where we cant leave. So all I really remember, besides a lot of stuff before it that had nothing to do with this dream, is that a bunch of us, I think 14, somehow got to the control room of the place and shut down the systems. Like we knew how ( Read more... )