If everyone got to wear t-shirts with their profession on it instead of wearing a uniform or dressing up for work. Ya know how like cops wear t-shirts that say "Police" instead of a uniform. Yeah that'd be cool... unless you had a shitty job... "Toll collector" or "Caged Animal Masturbater"

professors should not expect you to do anything on your homework that you havent seen in class... and those who do can go to hell.... also professors that expect you to KNOW stuff from previous classes can also go to hell... no one remembers this worthelss shit unless they use it all the time

in my dream last night a bunch of friends and i were walking to Canada. and to get there we cut in line to get a cross this bridge that I know is in deleware... but for somereason led to Canada. whats with that...

Fucking Microsoft Mutherfucking Outlook... So I formatted my computer the other day to get a nice fresh install of everything and what have you... so before doing this I exported my email stuff from Outlook... OR SO I THOUGHT! turns out this son of a whore program didnt export all my stuff. it just exported the stuff from the last time I did this ( Read more... )

Word so we made a beer pong table... which is way cool. Everyone is encouraged to come over and see it/play beer pong on it. Maybe at some point I'll get a picture of it and post it and everyone can bask in its hot girl/car/other stuff glory. (its a bunch of magazine pictures)

Thats right folks... there was a long break there... I slaked off last year and I didn't post all summer (which was killer for the record), but goshdarnitdagnabitmutherfucker! I'm gonna post this year. In classic Joe style too. I may only be taking 13 credits but theres gonna be plenty to be pissed off about. Here's a taste of things to come ( Read more... )

Football announcer Lee Corso
Mario Andretti
Jackson Township, NJ *NEW*

John Malkovich saying "what can I say but I pity the fool" after beating Conan O'Brian in leg wrestling

oh yeah... I remember the other cool thing about saturday... gun play. We were checking out the one kids Ruger .45 and AR15... man it was cool to pretend to be a hardass for a minute ( Read more... )

Good god... I spend one day out drinking and having a cookout away from my computer, then I sleep till 2:30 the next day and when I look there are 6 billion posts and comments... You people need serious help... or someone should send me a shorter abbreviated version of whats happened that day. Yeah thatd be cool... someone get on that... I'm gonna ( Read more... )