My 18th birthday is in a week and a half. (the 6th)
Birthday party on Friday the 13th.
Everyone had to go.
Duhh.

My father talks on the phone more than my sister and I combined.
wtf.

Have you ever looked at the back of your hand, found something there that you hadn't noticed before, and realized that nothing you knew before is the same?

This alcoholic promises to no longer attend creepy hotel parties.

5 reasons why I feel like a damn fool, and a little bit of a fuck-up ( Read more... )

These last few days have been so surreal ( Read more... )

It is such a strange occurrence when a smell, taste, sound, touch or sight can invoke such strong memories ( Read more... )

Today was weird ( Read more... )

I'm spreading ManBearPig awareness.
I'm super cereal!

Oh South Park.

I have a song stuck in my head, and the same two lines are playing over and over again ( Read more... )