i have just recieved an email that informed me of my first (and, godwilling, only) english-teaching experience. to adults. from 8am-1pm four days a week. i do not remember agreeing to such an arrangement ( Read more... )

i saw a woman pissing on the side of the road the other day.
but last night i saw a crazy peruvian band and the dude playing the djembe was wearing a clown nose. he used to be a clown in chile, and now he´s a translator for some company. we´re having lunch tomorrow.

seemed quite appropriate ( Read more... )

MAYA I NEED YOU! just feeling what you've been writing (had to catch way up after a while) i want you to be my roommate again because guess what?! those people who cry all the time and don't realize that shit doesn't matter... that's who my roomate is now... and i like her, i really do, i just don't like that she doesn't understand that shit doesn' ( Read more... )

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Language Trends of the Future ( Read more... )

      marijuana is lovebrought to you by the isLove Generatorlove means nothing when it is nowhere to be found ( Read more... )

to miss someone is to feel the worst pain in the world ( Read more... )

oh futurama, you make me so happy ( Read more... )