Potions

[its_the_voice]

No. No. No. I am not this Snape fellow and this is not my classroom. I don't care what sort of compulsion there is to--

Fine.

Fine.

Potions. Today, children, we will be working on an exceptional potion. Top marks to anyone who successfully creates non-alcoholic tequila that keeps that tequila kick.

Comments

[lyra_of_dust]

Do we get extra points if it does something else, to?

[its_the_voice]

No. Random effects are points deducted.

[misterblackbird]

But, Professor? What good will that potion do?

[its_the_voice]

It will make this farce of a day worth my while is what good it will do, Mr. Hargreaves.

[misterblackbird]

...

Yes, sir.

[its_the_voice]

Exactly.

Extra marks for keeping a pure agave taste.

[anti_asymmetry]

Doesn't sound like a particularly useful potion.

[its_the_voice]

As soon as you're the professor, you may have your students make something more useful.

Until then, get that alembic and get cracking.

[anti_asymmetry]

With all due respect, I decline.

[its_the_voice]

That will be points from your house.

You may leave until you discover some respect.

[princess_crow]

...

Do we get Tequila samples to know what components use?

[its_the_voice]

Of course. As well as a second glass in which to spit it should you choose to taste. There will be no alcohol consumption in my classroom.

1/2

[princess_crow]

Augh. Must we taste a Muggle drink?

[princess_crow]

Spit it... Do we get to work in pairs, Professor?

[playstheblues]

But agave's not very common...can we go speak to the Herbology professor, Sir?

[its_the_voice]

Are you implying that I wouldn't supply my class with the agave they need, Mister Blue?

[playstheblues]

Um.

Yes.

I just thought maybe since you wanted tequila with no alcohol, that we should use a plant already magicked, sir.

[its_the_voice]

This is not a collaborative class. You will find everything you need here, and if you do not, you will come to me. Is that understood?