Potions

[its_the_voice]

No. No. No. I am not this Snape fellow and this is not my classroom. I don't care what sort of compulsion there is to--

Fine.

Fine.

Potions. Today, children, we will be working on an exceptional potion. Top marks to anyone who successfully creates non-alcoholic tequila that keeps that tequila kick.

Comments

[faeriewhocanlie]

Can we sample it ourselves? Otherwise, we'll have no idea if it's coming along well until we give it to you.

[its_the_voice]

You have a spare glass to spit it into and test animals. I will not have my students leaving my classroom intoxicated.

[faeriewhocanlie]

But how can we be intoxicated if it's non-alcoholic? And testing on animals? No thanks. I'll just use the spare glass.

[its_the_voice]

You do that, and I shall also use the opportunity to deduct points from Gryffindor.

[tinyvampiregod]

Look at you, joining in the fun.