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031. [action]

Jun 30, 2011 01:09

[Santana is on a manhunt. She is stomping her way down the halls and larger rooms and will soon be heading outside in this thorough search.

She checked Kurt's room first, of course. She's not stupid. He wasn't there, which just meant the pain was delayed ( Read more... )

post: eway, eway: miguel, eway: xanex, eway: bhamba, eway: amy, eway: mellenkurt, eway: event

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[action] angel_junk June 30 2011, 08:08:27 UTC

[ Poor Santana. It's obvious that she is in a very bad mood.

Hey, do you know what always helps the narration get better when it's in a bad mood?

Large crocodiles.

So.

We hope we didn't give anything away, but guess what's waiting for you around the corner! ]

[action] itsahotone June 30 2011, 08:25:04 UTC

[Oh god why do you do this I mean traaa la la, angry stomping.

And then comedic FLAILING AND LEAPING BACK IN MIDAIR.]

Shit fuck oh god!

[Yeah, that's basically all she has to say.]

[action] angel_junk June 30 2011, 08:53:49 UTC

[ A simple good day would have done, but okay.

Amy lifts her head and exhales in greeting.

She is still bad at shaking hands.

Because she has none.

And such. ]

[action] itsahotone June 30 2011, 09:04:29 UTC

Oh god please don't eat me.

[Do crocodiles move super fast when they're catching meals? Santana can't remember. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!?!]

[action] angel_junk June 30 2011, 16:34:56 UTC

[ Amy is devastated by this completely unfounded accusation.

If only there was a musical comedy-drama television series illustrating the struggles and prejudices she has to face every day, so that some people would maybe at least attempt to meet her with a more open mindset.

BUT NO, all she can do is sigh deeply to herself and try to build bridges by looking as innocent and un-about-to-eat-somebody as possible. ]

[action] itsahotone June 30 2011, 19:14:21 UTC

[Some people, maybe. Probably still not Santana.

An innocent crocodile still looks like slowly moving death, dammit. She holds her breath, trying not to move. Oh god what if this is punishment for her snarky comments about Tim's stupid little pet?!]

[action] angel_junk June 30 2011, 20:55:39 UTC

[ Don't turn around now, but- BHAMBA STEALTH ATTACK! ]

...Why are you staring at my crocodile like that?

[action] itsahotone June 30 2011, 21:05:13 UTC

[jfkdsjlkfllskf;djs WHAT IS WITH ALL THE CREEPERNESS?! Santana jumps again, but it all starts to make sense once she sees him.]

This is yours?

[action] angel_junk June 30 2011, 21:09:07 UTC

Funny, I could have sworn I said my crocodile just now.

[action] itsahotone June 30 2011, 21:11:54 UTC

I really don't know why I'm surprised. Who else would have a giant, maneating crocodile for a pet.

[Now she has to inch away from them both, dammit.]

[action] angel_junk June 30 2011, 21:14:58 UTC

Who said anything about maneating? Do you see a man being eaten anywhere in this mansion?

[action] itsahotone June 30 2011, 21:17:23 UTC

...I kinda hope I never do. [Shudder. Gross forever.]

This is the mom of all the tiny reptiles around here, isn't it. [Meaning... BLAME CAN BE PINNED.]

[action] angel_junk June 30 2011, 21:19:50 UTC

[ At this question Amy moves her head up and down proudly. ]

[action] itsahotone June 30 2011, 21:22:16 UTC

...This is the weirdest place. Ever.

[To sir Bhamba!] So what, you're saying it never attacks and kills people around here?

angel_junk June 30 2011, 21:24:14 UTC

[ Bhamba tilts his head in hesitation. ]

Never is such a strong word.

itsahotone June 30 2011, 21:29:02 UTC

...

[Aaaand she's taking another big step away.]>

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