I wonder if there's some subconscious reason that my brain shuts off every time I think about law school apps. Maybe I'm the laziest person in the world. Nah, the laziest person in the world wouldn't have taken half an hour trying to convince the civil servant who awakened him this morning that it's stupid that I can't park in my own yard but I ( Read more... )

disconnected, awake to escape the dreams, and dreaming to escape the world. In desperate need of a third option.

So I just woke up from a dream where Jimmy Buffett and I were hanging out at some party together. I was being all calm and nonchalant about it, we bullshitted a little, he was cool. Then we started meeting other people at the party (my dream friends) and it turned out he had gone to college with all of them. it turns out that we'd had all the ( Read more... )

DSM-IV Criteria for Alcohol Dependence ( Read more... )

So tomorrow night we're having a Hunter S. Thompson memorial party. I expect as much sex, drugs, and generalized insanity as humanly possible in honor of someone who did it right. I just wish he'd killed himself with a little more flair. I feel that suicide was a better option than fading out in a mediocre stretch of age and infirmity, but ( Read more... )

I've done it. I've completely removed my conscious mind from any and all actions. There's no go between anymore. Instinct, Impulse.... immedietly transferred to the physical realm. Thinking is so passe.

It's 5:03 AM, I just woke up. I was in Brad's bed. My last memory was car bombs with Tim. What the fuck. Seriously.

So everything has calmed the hell down... gonna have to do something about that.

For Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving pretty and clean in one well preserved piece, but to skid across the line broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, leaking oil, shouting Geronimo!

I just completed my first paper for my Contemporary Moral Issues class and I was struck with the sinking suspicion that all of my papers will be very similar in nature. I wonder how many times I can explain to the professor that "should" is not a word with any value. I think I'll copy and paste the following excerpt onto all my papers and see how ( Read more... )

I feel the need to share the pain i just experienced with people, and as i hate talking to all of you this will have to do as a medium.... So there I was...quietly sitting in the back of my stupid "Contemporary Moral Issues" class. The mediocre professor is lecturing on some value based ethical theory aristotle came up with and some current ( Read more... )