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I'll be moving over to telephonication, now.

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omfg Devin's here!

This is SO amazing.g

2005 was great. I'm welcoming the new year just as long as it doesn't kick me in the ass, later. I've had enough of being booted around to let 2006 do it to me, too.

My nose keeps bleeding. I'm afraid at this rate, I'll be a shriveled up prune by the end of the night.

Believe it or not, I just ran into the lead singer of The NY Rel-X at Petsmart. She has a daschund and she was getting him groomed while complaining to my mother and I that he always rips off the bandana when they get home. You have no idea how happy I was. I must have looked so stupid. She's talking about her dog's bandana and I'm smiling ear to ( Read more... )

this is master..and im the coolest bitch to walk this god forsaken planet..

tati is my property..i own all the construction rights to her bum

aloha bitches

I FOTTED AND YOU'RE RETOTTED

If you have been taken off my list, it's because you have been suspected of trading my secrets for cocaine over the border of Mexico. I hope you have a nice life.