i got the job! and now we toast!

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Somebody should buy me this cuz gifts make me happy.

i'm having a rotten night. somebody please do something to make me feel better.

i might have to bite your face.

its nice outside. i really don't feel like being at work due to this. oh boy. the chatty cathy's are back. back to work with me.

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i'm going to build a telephone to speak to stars. i'm sure stars would have some stories to tell. stars live a much longer life than you and i. for the rest of my life, i would call up stars and ask them things. advice, anecdotes, maybe just shoot the breeze. i would call it the cosmophone and i would sell it on television for three easy payments ( Read more... )

*stomp stomp stomp!*