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[itsfrench_bitch]

There are no short cuts in life, guys. Let this be a lesson to you:

Colbert was walking through a dumbassery meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied an ass-faced little bear lying under a tree.

Colbert skipped over to see the dear thing and was retarded to find that he was hurt! A nipple clamps had pierced his

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[holy_heretic]

What?

[itsfrench_bitch]

Go ahead. Enter your name into the the hell machine.

I dare you.

[holy_heretic]

I take it that by entering my name into this "hell machine" that it'll spit out a story as strange as the one you shared?

Fine. I'll humor you.