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itsfrench_bitch

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Dec 24, 2007 23:59

Before I try to catch my flight, I'll make sure the anorexic Santa hands out all my presents.

Merry Christmas, heathen bastards.

[ooc: EVERYONE GETS A COPY OF COLBERT'S BOOK FOR CHRISTMAS. EVERYOOOOOONE.

Also, Leon gets Bear Mace with a note saying "USE THIS", Donald gets a stuffed Donald Duck and a copy of the Nazi episode, Alessa gets a tiny ( Read more... )

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catsuperstar December 25 2007, 05:52:01 UTC

Flight? Are you going somewhere?

itsfrench_bitch December 25 2007, 07:33:26 UTC

I'm planning on going home for the holidays, but so help me God, if my flight is delayed again, I will start breaking legs!

OOC masakados December 25 2007, 09:52:02 UTC

kalalsfalsm bear mace ♥. You win, darling.

OOC halfbakedlunary December 26 2007, 12:29:46 UTC

LOL! And in reply to his book, Colbert will find this pink abomination at his door a day after Christmas, with a note just saying "face your fears" XD I was tempted to add a "godless" line for fourth wall breaking, but that would've given Colbert even more hints of the criminal's identity.