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[itsfrench_bitch]

THE HOMOSEXUALS HAVE RAGED A WAR IN OUR SLEEP.

GODDAMN FAIRIES.

I WILL NOT LET YOU GO UNPUNISHED. I AM NOT A FAIRY. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A THROWRUG!

[ooc: I'll be spamming all fairies with Colbert's sparkle text. Sorry.]

Comments

[knd_numbuhfour]

...What's a homosexual?

[itsfrench_bitch]

A godless heathen in disguise of a human male (or, alternately, an androgynous female).

Tell me son, have you felt any unecessary attraction towards the same sex?

[knd_numbuhfour]

What's a heathen? What's an androgynous?

Ewww! I'm not attracted to anybody.

[itsfrench_bitch]

You'll understand when your older. No need to worry about it now unless you have either two mommies or two daddies.

Then there is hope for you yet.