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[itsjjski]

I am currently taking suggestions for a new last name.

Fill in the blank: JOEL ________________.

What could perfectly compliment my last name?

(I have always dreaded the day I would have to change it)

Comments

[lilmousegosqeak]

"Dr. Love"
"Sweetlips, Jr."
"Chocolate Pepper"

Those are my suggestions. (I'll think about it and let you know in a bit)

[anonymous]

New last name: Joel!
Then you could shorten it on air to Jo-Jo! ;)LOL j/k
Is the new place making you do this?
I suggest you get out the scrabble board and mix up the letters of your Mom's maiden name and your last name... There are enough letters there between the two... you are bound to come up with something. LOL

Love,
ME!!! :)

[crazycolin]

I've got it! Lisinski! Wait...shit.

Iksnisil
von McChangstein al-Garcia
Sir (that way, if people call you Joel, you can say "that's Joel Sir!!")
[no last name, like Cher]

[something_jive]

Joel Man River

[jimmykenmore]

Aren't there consultants for this sort of thing? And did you not have a previous thread on the subject. I think I suggested you use the name of any two West Camp campsite names and came up with Boone Carson, or was it Cody Powell? Not sure that I can really recommend those names as one makes you sound like a ball player with a room temperature IQ, the other sounds kinda porno-ish (not that there's anything wrong with that). Which leaves us with Chicago street names. Joel Cermak? Don't think so. Joel Superior? Good name for S&M porn. Joel Melvina? Nope, it rhymes with vagina, as do Paulina and Lunt. Joel Addison? Nope, with an "L" at the end of yr name, all names ending ion vowels are excuded. But if we go one stop north on the Howard-Dan Ryan line, we come to Joel Sheridan. Perfect! You owe me dinner.