Episode 01

[itsjustashow]

Oh hi everybody, I'm Joel Robinson. I kinda just now figured out that the computers here were actually able to connect to other people 'cause the lady at the supply center said there were a lot of crazy people on the internet and hey, that sounds interesting enough

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[mayaheemayahoo]

Oh, a razorblade for a head! Yikes! It is a good thing that Big Mommy doesn't have one. She might cut a building down or something...

Well you're new, right? Hi!

[itsjustashow]

But if you think about it, it could also be useful for being a tappenyaki chef.

Well I've been living around here for awhile so I don't know if that counts as 'new'. But hello to you too, Little Missy.

[mayaheemayahoo]

Mmmm, tappenyaki. I have a second stomach for tappenyaki, you know.

It's nice to meet you! I'm Maya Fey!

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[itsjustashow]

Oh, I can see-

[bothareone]

...I haven't seen the monster yet so I wouldn't know. What is Gamera?

[itsjustashow]

You know, he's that giant turtle from Japan and he's the friend of children or something.

[bothareone]

Um, no I don't know. I haven't heard of it until you mentioned it.

[itsjustashow]

Ah well, no matter.

[anotherharuka]

Gamera's only in movies!

[itsjustashow]

Really bad movies anyway.

[itsjustashow]

You pretty much hit the nail on the head there, my friend.

[itsjustashow]

So are you pretending to be a pirate?

[hellgun]

Lame monster? Sure.

Even 'lamer' if you stand in its path. Try it.

[itsjustashow]

Uhhhh, I'm gonna have to pass on that, but thanks.

And geez, cold there, buddy?

[hellgun]

Just to those I hate.

You made the list.

[itsjustashow]

Actually I was talking more about those five straight jackets you seem to be wearing.