Hey everyone, so I hear that the big thing to do nowadays is change your font type all over the place. Studies show that making your font as difficult to read as possible means you should be taken real seriously. Now I love popular trends, so I thought I'd give it a try.

Taking me seriously yet?
No?
I'll pretend I'm writing poetry with
random line ( Read more... )

Hi everyone, Joel Robinson here. What with people getting all kindsa fun parties underway in celebration of 2009, I thought I'd join in too, although not so much as with a fun party as with an old habits die hard kinda thing ( Read more... )

Hey everyone! With the prospect of starvation and all its unpleasantness looming upon the New York horizon, I thought it'd be high time to put some of the stuff I've got lying around to good use. As everyone knows, when you're in an apocalyptic situation, the only kind of food that will survive is cockroaches and twinkies. Given that cockroaches ( Read more... )

Hey again everyone, looks like it's time for another invention exchange. My invention this week is inspired by the whale that Cloverfield was kind enough to hand off to the United Nations in the interests of world peace. Everyone's been trying to figure out what to do with this free gift, but you know what they say, don't look a gift whale in the ( Read more... )

Uh oh, looks like Cloverfield's back from vacation.

Quick, everyone look busy!

I'm not supposed to let anyone know it, but this guy picks his nose.

Whoopsies, so much for keepin' that a secret.

Also I heard his name was Falawfel, which in my opinion sounds quite delicious.

Well hi everybody, hope you're all doing well in what we've got left of the good ol' Big Apple here. Man, go figures. You set yourself up in a nice new hotel hotspot and what happens? Two days later Cloverfield stomps all over it. What're you gonna do ( Read more... )

[PRIVATE // EASY TO HACK]Heya Tom, Crow, Gypsy and Cambot. You probably can't read the stuff being sent down around here, but then again who knows. If that letter from that six-year-old in Venezuela can reach the ol' Satellite of Love, don't see why this can't too ( Read more... )

Uhh hey, who's living in the Hotel Pennsylvania these days? I was thinkin' of moving there. Never lived in a hotel before. Well, except that one time.

Anyways I'm tryin' to get back into the swing of inventing things. My invention today is based off of Parker Brothers' tendencies to take the Monopoly board game and make a dozen even more boring ( Read more... )

Oh hi everybody, I'm Joel Robinson. I kinda just now figured out that the computers here were actually able to connect to other people 'cause the lady at the supply center said there were a lot of crazy people on the internet and hey, that sounds interesting enough ( Read more... )