Fuck if you hate it when I'm "nerding out"!!! I like nerding out. And I want to have a DS party. Pretty bad, actually. If you play DS or know someone who likes playing DS you should tell them and tell me about it. I've got a flash cart for mine, so if there's any games with single-card multiplayer that you don't have but want to play, I can get it ( Read more... )

The sun makes me bitch a lot and my friends hate me. Fuck the sun. When I get my motorcycle I'm going to register for school and then ride until the quarter starts.

Oh my goodness. This is pretty important. My friend Kobbler is putting himself through 24 hours of Rick Roll on loop. He attempted this yesterday between 9am, April 5th and 9am today (6th). He failed by falling asleep with about 5 hours left. This is funny because he has been posting periodic YouTube blogs to show his progress/state of being and he ( Read more... )

So I just found out that 'starsandstraps' has the same birthday as me. I barely know him IRL, but still it's pretty weird.

Anyway it reminded me, I haven't met someone with the exact same birthday since I was in first grade. Her name was Brittany something and I had a huge crush on her. Probably only because she had the same birthday. Once this ( Read more... )

So I was just in the kitchen making myself a delicious bowl of chili when I felt a very sudden, very intense urge to urinate. It is the middle of the night and I'm fairly tired so I decided to relieve myself in the kitchen sink. Approximately 3 seconds after the streams birth, I hear a voice- my father's -saying "What are you doing?"

How ( Read more... )

You're all a bunch of ignorant hicks compared to the great. You'll never understand what it means to be a real man! Not while you keep snickering at each other's shoes. You've got to screw your head on straight, grind the day away, painstakingly finding your way through the knowledge you seek. Not only that, but then I charge you to apply that ( Read more... )