Does it ever seem like it never happened? Like your mind made it all up?

You've got to be fucking kidding me . . . God must not exist, not if he allows an evil team, full of evil people to keep winning

Stay away from Jack and coke, it makes you say things like, "here drink this, you'll like me better." You will also have no recollection of saying it, but everyone there tells you you did. It will also take three days to recover from being that drunk. Its a good thing that I have a sense of humor.

I just want everyone out there to know, cowboy boots are not cool. You don't look cool wearing them, I don't care who you are, whether you actually are a cowboy, the president of the united states, or some up and coming Indie rocker. And if you think you are even cooler cause you wear a cowboy hat as well, I've got some bad news for you, you aren ( Read more... )

What are you supposed to think when someone tells you, not once, but twice that they think the man they are with is the best they can do?

In other news, I don't care what you think Ben, Lucy will only get off on Fawn porn. You saw the way he winked at her and touched her arm . . . That's why she wants to go back into that wardrobe.

Are you glad it's over? What are you going to do once you leave? I have no clue, and I wish everyone would stop asking or making me feel bad because I don't have a plan, or at least a good one. All I know is that if I want to be a film making, that is in serious jeopardy right now ( Read more... )

I'm bored and there is no one here. Help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||| 13% Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Orderliness |||||| 26% Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70% Intellectual |||||||||||| 50% Mystical |||||||||||| 50% Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63% ( Read more... )

The waiting is the hardest part. I'm too sentimental to follow sports, I get really attached to player, and then I put them on this untouchable pedestal. Mark, I saw you today, and well I ran after getting a sentence out. There was so much I wanted to ask you, like are we ever going to see you in a Boston Red Sox uniform again. But of course I' ( Read more... )

I want to thank Animal Planet for my now ridiculous fear of parasitic worms. You see, worms were their number one monster, beating out bears, snakes, sharks, bees, and a bunch of other animals. You see worms were first because, well bears and sharks can kill you and cause some serious damage, however, they are not very likely to kill you. But ( Read more... )