Inspired by
chaotic_nite's infamous list, and by several things said over the past week, I decided to start compiling a list of my own...
"What's the name of the band with that guy who has a ponytail on top of his head made of dreadnauts?"--my mother
"If they follow us to the moonbase, I'll ejaculate 'em all into space!"--
slivergoldy "I guess that was a kevorkian slip..."--
atomsplitter5 "Sometimes I just give it up voluntarily."--
iunnrais "These are not the druids you are looking for."--
evergreenstone "Don't look, kitties! Don't look!!! Your eyes! They are glazed enough already!"*indicating donut case*--
rayndel "What? Hot Gandalf action???"
"Only if the Balrog can join in."--
theoppositesex and either
atomsplitter5 or
lyrid "I wish I was a clever sausage."--
evergreenstone "Teletubbies don't get porn!"--
evergreenstone "Capped in the head with a carebear."--
atomsplitter5 "I can't keep playing with Matt. My hand was starting to hurt."--
lyrid "I've got a hankerin' for boobies!"--
amakarie "Speak Olde Gibberish."--
lyrid "Nooooooooooooooooo! My ass has failed me!"--
psychorubix "What don't you have at your house? Midgets? Midgets that crap rainbows?!?"--Matt
"Hey, that's my butt...I need that!"--
amakarie "Our friends have lost our minds!"--
hikiri "In Flash, no one can hear you scream..."--
iunnrais "He's a very sweet daddy, when they aren't eating his feet."--
rayndel "Including him was like squeeing myself."--
chatastic "My name is Achilles. You killed my husband. Prepare to die."(everyone cracks up)"Cousin...wait, what did I say before?"--Mommy-person
"So which house does the lead singer of Jimmy Buffett live in?" --
amakarie "Yes, please. I would like your bra back." --
chaotic_nite "I play alone now. For personal gratification." --
briceson "Everyone living in South Carolina attended S'ville High." --
chaotic_nite "Found my mp3 player, it was in my boyfriend." --Captain Kitty
More will be added as they are coined, with the most recent additions in italics...