Sex aids from Granny!

[ivan_idea]

I thought my Gran had given me a double dildo for Christmas, but it turned out to be a 'banana guard', enabling me to transport bananas when out and about without fear of them becoming bruised and mushy. I think I hid my disappointment admirably.
Happy December 25th all you people out there! 

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[whatisbiscuits]

Happy nearly end of December!

I often worry about your bananas getting bruised and mushy Owen, I think your Gran chose admirably :)

[ivan_idea]

Worry no more!
The mices send their love, as do I.
Sheffield is waiting to give you a big hug.
x