I am not a bloody lost property store! I will shit in any shoes left unattended in my house. That do not belong to me. Or my housemate. Or an invitied visitor. Or Matt.
Thanks for looking after them -- it is most appreciated. As a reward I shall bequeath you something nice in my will, perhaps a watercolour of an otter or somesuch. If that is not quite enticing enough then I'm happy to buy you an alcoholic beverage in honour of your sterling stewardship of my possessions.
Are you going to Fuzz tonight? If so, perhaps I could collect them there as I can't remember quite what your address is. If not, could you let me know your address and when you'll be in and I'll come round for them. Thanks again, kindly sir!
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I will shit in any shoes left unattended in my house. That do not belong to me. Or my housemate. Or an invitied visitor. Or Matt.
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Are you going to Fuzz tonight? If so, perhaps I could collect them there as I can't remember quite what your address is. If not, could you let me know your address and when you'll be in and I'll come round for them. Thanks again, kindly sir!
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