Weeeeeeeeeeeellllllllll.... Our puter went poo poo. I suppose we could have fixed it sooner, however, I think there was this strange sort of understanding between the two of us that we needed to separate ourselves from society a bit. We still work and talk to people via phone, but it seemed as if we needed some time to reflect and find our better ( Read more... )

Christopher - Hey Manda, what do you call it when your hands and wrists smell like armpits ( Read more... )

Yep... as if you weren't bored enough with everyone's ranting.... I'll soon have some of me own....

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I just shit on myself...

Tis vara cool.....for the Panda


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Damn, Damn, Damn!!!!!!

Perfect surfing on the coast this week and I have to work/no board...... Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life's over, BANG!!!!

Alright shitheads,

I am looking for ghost hunters in the Houston/Galveston area.

I seem to have one hell of a pissed off ghost in my home that will give a ghosty hunter a chubby.

Please send any info you have.

Thanks,

and special thanks to the llama...

We are terribly sorry for the interruption.

Mgmt has asked that the author of the afformentioned joke be sacked.

Now we return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

joke of the day:

Q- what would happen if pink flamingos invaded the earth?