Spill it!!!!

[ivanchristopher]

So, just for shits and giggles.... tell me your most embarrassing sexual encounter... Don't be shy!!!

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[rasberrytwix]

well this one time while i was going to college up north in new hapshire. i got dressed up as my friend josh dead. i was wearing his soccer uniform and had zombie make up and blood all over me. i ended up getting really drunk and making out with this kid isacc. we went back to my room and we started fooling around. i ended up taking off all my clothes except for 2 items: shin gaurds and soccer socks. i was trying to get on top of him and i ended up hitting my head on the bunk bed, getting my foot caught in the bed spring, and falling off the bed pretty much naked... yeah i never heard from him again.

[rasberrytwix]

man.... i am the only person that has posted to this... people need to comment more to your posts.

[wickedjello]

Ok...here's one I kinda forgot but just remembered...haha
There was this guy I used to work with..he was an upper but not directly. So I guess...in the corporate order..he was my boss...but I didn't answer to him or anything. Anywho, he was older and flirted with me a lot...and finally, one night, I let him come and get me and we went to a hotel. Well...I almost gave him a heart attack before I even really got started. Had to stop in the middle of it, get dressed and help calm him down...went home and never talked to him again...quit working there altogether. I feel kinda bad now for almost killing my boss with my ubersex...but y'know..he asked for it!

*blush*

[magikpixxy]

rofl. I knew you had the power to kill. *gigglez* Really, I shouldn't laugh though... poor guy... hehe there I go again. No not funny, Jackie, not funny...

tee hee Manda's sex powers strike again.... dun DUN

[wickedjello]

rofl...I know...it's not funny, but it kinda is. hehe I feel bad for him...I mean...who knew Panda Sex was a deadly weapon?

hehehe apparently the pandas do...and that's why they don't breed. poor bastards....their sex could kill them. it's a sad sad state of affairs. That's why the panda must ring the bell. *ding*

*giggle* boy, I'm in a silly mood today. *hugglez* lurv yew jackie wackie!

[the_chindi]

Well...there was this one time the chick I was with sat me down in this chair and did rather pleasant things to me...after a while she got up and went into the bedroom...so I got up to follow to discover that she had attached my ankles to the chair with restraints. I made this discovery as I fell to the floor face first and toppled the chair on to my back, which led to the following conversation...more or less...

ME: Help, I have fallen and I can't get up.
HER: What the hell happened?
ME: I stood up to follow you into the...
HER: Why the hell would you stand up you are tied to the chair?
ME: Yes, I realize that now.
HER: And you didn't notice before?
ME: Well you know that whole you rubbing you tits in my face and then the whole my dick in your mouth thing were kinda distracting.
HER: You poor thing

[badgerbadger]

I'm glad I'm not an embarassing moment. Score. *gives self a gold star*

I couldn't think of any with you either, but I was half convinced you'd find somethin. :P

/replying to old comments is the new black

[the_chindi]

I have a couple...but they weren't as funny as not knowing I was tied to a chair...

...I thought pink was the new black...but of course pink and orange is going to make for a very ugly halloween...

[ivanchristopher]

he he he.... Iv'e had the whole sana lube thing as well... fun fun.. come to a show bitch!