Am I sad ( Read more... )

so in Syria and Lebannon protesters of those muhammad cartoons i've been prateling on about all week started burning the embassies of Dennmark and Norway and probably later this week every other nation that has printed the infamous cartoons ( Read more... )

the other day i'm walking down state street from the bank and there is a pretty girl in front of me. had a really cute ass ( Read more... )

Sharon's Neurotransmitters Reach Cease-Fire Agreement ( Read more... )

So last night when I pull up to my apartment there is a little white cat in the front. I walk by, pet it as I'm apt to do with all animals, and the thing fucking follows me to my apartment door. no kitty, you don't live here. go away. poor cat didn't have a home or was lost or something. It was dirty and didn't look like it had eaten in awhile. ( Read more... )

here are some pics of me.

cause i fucking rule

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you know the Led Zepplin song Ramble On is all about The Lord of the Rings? fucking lame man. i was watching The Return of the King last night and I started playing the song over the movie for the scene when they finally drop the ring in the volcano and such. it synced up pretty cool ( Read more... )

Yo yo yo, check this out man ( Read more... )

I'm watching this bird documentary i got from netflix and thre is a little story about backyard sparrows. they travel in groups of 3. one female and 2 males. The males compete w/ eachother to have sex with the female. the female willing goes inbetween the two to insure her offspring are fed. there is a habit in this particular species where the ( Read more... )

i fucking hate these holidays.
first of all my g/f is out of town and i'm fucking dying here.
second i just had to talk to all members of my family to organize when we do our holiday looking at eachother session. and fuck do i feel like putting my hand into a god damn garbage disposal unit already.
fuck man.