here is a
> > series of promises
> > that really speaks to true friendship:
> >
> > When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot
> > revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
> >
> > When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever
> > is choking you.
> >
> > When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
> >
> > When you are
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