Beware: utter bullshit about the be thrown at you:

Oh god... I can't wait until my gramma leaves. I know that I'm super fucked up to say such a thing. I will be sorry when she is gone (in the living sense). I know this. I just can't stand the constant judgments and comments about how we are over indulgent and plan our day around food. Which... only ( Read more... )

My classmate asked me if I was hungry. I think this
explosion of food art was induced by my boyfriend,
who makes me hungry... roar....


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Today is filled with strange thoughts. Here is one. Smart Water.

Does anyone out there drink this stuff? I've been drinking solly (well almost, I did have a bottle of Burgundy yesterday) Smart Water for almost two weeks and it tastes fucking awesom.. I just wonder if that is the cause of my unwavering insomnia.

Last night I saw 1am, 1:30, 2, 2:30 ( Read more... )

Here lies Spot... the dog dressed as a plant.

I'm sorry that I didn't water you enough... or too much.

I'm sorry I kept telling you not to die when I should have used more positive words like "You're gonna live!"

I'm sorry that my office widow is blocked by trees which may bave stunted your growth.

I'm sorry you were 'dead plant walking' when Juli ( Read more... )

Yesterday I came home to find a letter on my bed (the envelope was opened, which means that someone’s curiosity got the better of them). The letter read:

JENNFER ANN RAGSDALE

Your doctor has prescribed an angiotensin converting enzyme (ACE) inhibitor or angiotensin receptor blocker (ARB), commonly used for kidney protection and heart conditions. Our ( Read more... )

a request from my friend
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Goodness gracious. I have been sick for a week and can't seem to shake it. Maybe tomorrow at work I will actuall leave the office for lunch instead of sitting in my litte cubical and pretending I am taking a lunch. I can't help that. It seems like there is not enough hours in the day to do my job. Is this just bad time management, or can am I just ( Read more... )

"Did you really leave me again? After all the seasons I spent waiting. Watching out the window. Listening at the door, waiting for the news of your return. For the news that you realized that someone important was waiting for you. A whole lifetime I've been waiting. I can't believe you're not coming back. I can't believe I'm supoosed to stop ( Read more... )

From the first word I have been over come. Maybe it is something else other then the words ( Read more... )

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