Well, I woke up today with a sore throat, and it appears as if i'm getting sicker by the hour. Fortunately, I caught this one as it started and have been fighting it with everything i've got. currently typing with a thermometer in my mouth, and by the end of this post I'll know if I have a fever. Oh wait, it was by the end of the sentence! 100 ( Read more... )

So after physics today, I come home to realize that I forgot my key in my room, and that I was locked the fuck out. I pounded on the door until my knuckles were (are still) in pain, and spent 45 minutes calling and texting roommates to find out they were all in class. Then I opened up my wallet, and noticed my collection of paper clips and bobby ( Read more... )

And it is so goddamn cool. I think it's honestly one of my favorite video games now, and suprisingly it's not just because of the obligatory heavy metal (but dammit it helps ( Read more... )

For those of you who don't know, Omegle is a website where you connect and talk anonymously to one, randomly selected other person who is using Omegle. Theoretically, you trade cultural values with someone and have meaningful conversation. Usually, they just want to cyber or troll you. Hilarity Ensues.

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with ( Read more... )

( FUCKING OF COURSE I DO DUH )

( My roommate owns a terrifying gas mask )

( Hey! Looks like I'm not as mature about the world as I thought I was, even when I thought I knew nothing. )

I think I might just straight-up be too stupid to understand Calculus at this level. A moment ago it all made sortof sense, and now suddenly i'm entirely lost. I can't understand anything that's going on, and I think I'm seriously having a panic attack or an identity crisis or something along those lines.

Regardless, looks like I'm having a ( Read more... )

( Normally I think these are lame, but I haven't done one of these in a loooooong time, and never one quite like this. GO FOR IT DAWG. )

Ugh, it's been a while, hasn't it?

THINGS I HAVE DONE IN THE PAST WEEK+ THAT I HAVE NOT TALKED ABOUT AND MY THOUGHTS ON THEM:

- I fought the law and uh, the law I won! I finally got my court date for that biking ticket, and when I showed up with all my evidence ready to fight it, the cop didn't even show! I promptly busted a load all over the face ( Read more... )