"Why did you throw out my fuckin' wheel of cheese? Why didn't you consult me?"
"Man, man, let me set you straight. This was not my fault. If I knew, I would have slapped the little gyppy until she ran away."
"I don't know how to handle this. I don't want to look at any of you right now."
"Why did you tell him?"
"Because he has a right to know!"A-

I always wondered what Norway's purpose is. I finally have an answer.


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I went to see some silly movie at the theater, but when I left to go to the bathroom, the theater started collapsing onto itself and it fell into the ocean (this actually happened in another dream, so that is pretty cool by itself). Almost everyone was still in their theater and the individual theaters trapped people and imploded to kill everyone ( Read more... )

Watermelon is the best part of summer.

I beat the Sun today. My natural armor has been increased to further deflect deadly UV attacks. I still will require use of my +30 sunshield, but my bonus-free defense has grown along with my confidence. I will always stay vigilant, but now there is true hope that I may survive this summer unbroiled!

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About half the people in the United States of America do not believe in evolution. I wasn't aware that it was something you could believe in. Uagahghhh. :(

Question: "Human beings, as we know them, developed from earlier species of animals."

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I had an awful dream that I was 5 minutes short of 40 hours of service and couldn't graduate. D:

Daft Punk's "Digital Love" is the song of the week (month? :O ) even though I've always loved it ( Read more... )

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