I've met so many people over the past two weeks. I would estimate that ten percent of the student body are Jewish guys named Mike from northern NJ ( Read more... )

I believe that I am the reincarnation of #6. He is exactly 58 years older than me.

Me: March 19,1986
#6: 19 March 1928

In ten years, I will stare into the faces of my enemies of today and feel only pity. A decade of grey hairs and forgotten aspirations is far worse vengeance than even the bitterest of rivals wishes upon his nemesis.

I just had a brilliant idea about what to do with my live journal. It might be a little difficult, but try to understand it. After this post, everything will be a lot more cryptic ( Read more... )

I had to go to my aunt's bat mitzvah this morning. There was an organist there. An organ grinder's monkey stole a hamburger from my uncle once and it scarred my uncle for life. If I had a pet monkey, I would teach it to take people's car keys and then drive their cars around.

I wish people didn't get mad about stuff. I would be able to make so many good jokes if people actually had senses of humor. As it is, one too many "yo mama" jokes and you get a broken nose.

My first real election is coming up in only nine months! I've decided to run in the school board election next year. I'm going to go around to all the old people and get them to vote for me. I should probably cut my hair before the election and wear a suit whenever I campaign. After I get back from governor's school in august i'm going to start ( Read more... )

I wish i had a better memory and more willpower. At the beginning of the summer, I promised myself that i would write a lot, but then i got distracted by one thing or another. This whole summer, I've only written one essay ( Read more... )

I just started learning how to make and break codes. It's my true calling. I want to found a secret organization which writes coded messages all over the place to drive people crazy.

I think i'm going to buy the cheapest land i can find and hope that it goes up in value when the world gets overpopulated. I'm going to drive to my land and build a mansion there with my own two hands (and a lot of illegal immigrants). I'm going to invite famous people to my ranch and see if they come, so i have to come up with a fancy name for it ( Read more... )