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Crap. Mitch Hedberg finally did himself in. When I saw him on Dec.11 in Orlando, he did a very disappointing job, but being one of my very favorite comedians, I gave him a break. It was obvious he was going through something because not only was he already good and sauced when he came onstage, he was taking a vodka and OJ to the face every few ( Read more... )

So I realized that June 13 will mark the end of my third year on LJ. What have I been doing with my life? I hate to be trite, but it's incredible how quickly time passes. At this rate, I'll be married tomorrow, pregnant the day after that, and dead by Thursday. Just for cute nostalgia and to put dibs on Adam Brody, here's the second lj post I ( Read more... )

So the weather is really shitty. Last night I was molested by a 24-year-old drunk Romanian. Ugh, what is wrong with men? I have a whole paper to write this weekend...involves reading philosophy, which is fun to discuss, but certainly not to read. Wish me luck =).

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Several times a week I make this resolution, "Man...I gotta stop embarrassing myself." And I can never accomplish it. Maybe that's a part of life though? You'll always do something stupid or obnoxious or irritating...there will always be people who love you and people who can't stand you. What can you do about it? You can't be afraid of ( Read more... )

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I dunno...I feel really good today. It's just one of those days when you feel like, hey...this isn't so bad...this is alright. You know, one of those days. I think it's probably because I've just gotten past all the tests this week, so it's some sort of extended relief feeling ( Read more... )

This is what I get for putting myself out there. What a weirdo, jeez. It's not as long as it looks, read it ( Read more... )

So I just watched Brokedown Palace and Pretty in Pink and I’ve come to three conclusions:

1)I miss Claire Danes.
2)I miss Andrew McCarthy.
3)I really love Duckie (sp?)

They were really great. The Garden State DVD is coming out in December. I’m pre-ordering it; it’ll make a great Christmas present for myself.