when my cell phone machine device tries to guess the next word i am going to type in a text message
it is always wrong (so far).
this makes me happy.

i accidentally hung up on chuck palahniuk today. stupid phone. i guess i 'choked.'

announced so far over podcast ( Read more... )

Unanticipated benefits since becoming a vegetarian:

1. a heightened sense of superiority over carnivorous dinosaurs
2. a lack of caring on how thoroughly I clean some dishes, because when was the last time you heard of “mad corn disease” or “tomato flu” (sorry andy and amanda) **
3. pizza and breakfast, or pizza for breakfast, still rocks
4. using the phrase, “ ( Read more... )

expanded from the tribune ( Read more... )

hey.
i got a bunny.
add it to another one of the things i say i'll do when i'm drunk then actually follow through with.

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where is the virtual life of mike sherry? update dammit!

so i think cory and i just broke up a few hours ago. we were just "dating" before, but for all intensive purposes, we were boyfriend and girlfriend. we love each other, we were faithful, and enjoyed each others company. forced to think about relationships alot since we were only 'dating,' I was happy that at least we had this. Love seems like it is ( Read more... )

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snippets of whats been going on lately ( Read more... )