This morning, we awoke to the sound of a young woman, talking on the street. She sounded agitated. We heard her through the window. She said, "I want my pants back!"

This defines living on my street to me...

DUDE:

They type-cast me as the German Nazi whore.

But I got a real part...

IN A HARLEQUIN SHOW.

What?

Yes.

Oh yes.
I did.

Kost.

Hellmotherfuckingyeah.

Oh, and, um, P.S. 1. I got my new debit card in the mail. 2. I found out I can move into the apartment on Saturday. Things are totally looking up.

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Whoo-hoo!

I am uber excited that my first real boyfriend is SUCH an awesome person and so compatible with me.

I knew he'd come along sooner or later. ;-)

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