Any one else this fucking bored? Anyone? :D EH? I prod you all! DO EEET! And I'll do it back! :P I'm looking at you blonde thing that will one day bear t'eh little elves! Shit, guys, I have too much time on my hands. D: Anyone NOT sick want to go do something~? Marly? Mullet face? New guy with the red hair that I meant to introduce myself to but
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I should be doing much better by Monday. I may need to take it a tad slower than usual, and I can't go any place that has a smoking section right now.
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Besides, not like I could go through on anything. You're taken, and I'm getting hitched, so no big deal. :P
No smoking! Got it! We'll go chill somewhere! :D
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That hasn't stopped quite a few people I know.
There is this lovely little restaurant not far from campus called Serendipity. I haven't been there in a while, and I could use some variety.
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Bloody hell, Xig. I don't want to even think about that yet. When we're both ready, we'll let it happen. If she wants to wait until marriage or until we're further along, then we'll wait.
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Never heard of it. They serve anything delicious?
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DUUUUDE CHIIIIL THE FUUUCK OOOOOUT. It's a joke. A silly thing. NOOOTHIIIING SEEERIOUUUUS.
Demyx did it. To me. And I to him. Thus, NOT SERIOUS. NOT AT ALL.
Besides, the subject should come up sooner or later, right?
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NOW I'M BORED AGAIN. ENTERTAIN ME BITCH.
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Age: 20
Favorite position: Ones that are outside
1. Do you think I'm cute? In your own little idiosyncratic way~
2. Would you have sex with me? Probably not... I think it would be incest...
3. lights on or off? I'm not fussy
4. Would you have to be drunk? VERY drunk (haha)
5. Would you take a shower with me? Haven't we done communal showering before?
6. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? No... sorry :P
7. Would you leave after or stay the night? With you? I'd leave :P :P
8. Do you like cuddling afterwards? Every so often
9. Condom or skin? What's a condom...?
10. Have sex on the first date? I had sex before the first date, so ( ... )
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But I think I need to give Zack a lap dance to seal the dismissal deal. :P
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Maybe you've grown a resistance to it? They've kept you away from everyone else, right? Maybe you're just ... running out of reserves and not being exposed to more of it? AND WHAT? A LAP DANCE? Where's mine? :P
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Age: 21
Favorite position: I like a mixed sexual diet~
1. Do you think I'm cute? I might :P
2. Would you have sex with me? I believe that's how we reached this current situation of ours...~
3. lights on or off? Whatever the mood may be~
4. Would you have to be drunk? No
5. Would you take a shower with me? I have~
6. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? More than you know...
7. Would you leave after or stay the night? I'm still here, aren't I~?
8. Do you like cuddling afterwards? Not all the time...
9. Condom or skin? CONDOM! OH GOD, CONDOM...
10. Have sex on the first date? Why not?
11. Would you kiss me during sex? I have~
12. Do you think I would be good in bed? Phenomenal ;P
13. Would you use me as a booty call? Of course~
14. Can I use you as a booty call? When I'm no longer pregnant~
15. Can we take pictures of the act? If you want to~
16. How long would we have sex? All night long ;)
17. Would you tell your friends about me? If you're lucky~
18. Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? A husband ( ... )
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And if you call them YOUR babies one more time, I will pistol whip you so fucking hard you'll think your ass is your face, you feeling me, love~? I'M the one carrying them and feeding them right now, I'M the one who has to push them out when they decide they want out, I'M the one who will be breast-feeding, though I'm sure if you had breasts, you'd be doing that! I HAVE EQUAL SHARE IN THE KIDS! HALF MINE, HALF YOURS. LEARN TO SHARE!
Don't MAKE me psycho-analyse your constant iteration of the fact that these are YOUR children...~~
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But they ARE my babies! D: Yeah, they're yours as well, but I still don't see any harm in referring to them as such. I mean, you don't seem to have any complaints when call Hunter "my boy". Not like I mean it in any way to say I own them or I invented them or bought them, if that's what you mean.
PFFT, you wouldn't do thaaat~ You don't have me THAT much...
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